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Sweet harmony at Wrigley
Arlington Heights Daily Herald - The way things are going for the Cubs, they could continue to win with an outfield of you, me and Paris Hilton. Then in the late innings Piniella could throw Dennis Kucinich into right field as a late-inning defensive replacement, and he would crash

Owen Wilson showed signs of depression before attempt
New York Daily News - Months before trying to kill himself, troubled actor Owen Wilson expressed pity for Paris Hilton. In a Men’s Vogue profile of Wilson and his filmmaker buddy Wes Anderson, writer John Seabrook describes how Wilson grimaced while watching coverage of a

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Brasch Words
American Reporter - Investigative reporting takes time and money, two things that most news outlets are always short of - except when it comes to covering junk news like Paris Hilton or “American Idol.” But even more than that, most American journalists won’t report

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Paris Hilton blasts exes - Monsters and Critics.com

Paris Hilton blasts exes Monsters and Critics.com, UK - 17 hours ago The socialite - who has previously dated singer Nick Carter, Greek shipping heirs Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos III and oil heir Brandon Davis - is …

Paris Hilton is a Cradle-Robbing Pizza Lover! - Cleveland Leader

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Paris Hilton is a Cradle-Robbing Pizza Lover! Cleveland Leader, OH - 2 hours ago Paris Hilton has a new boy toy - 20 year-old Alex Vaggo, who's fresh out of college and working in LA as pizza boy. The hotel heiress, 26, has been parading … Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Delivers… Pizza! The Gossip Girls Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend - a pizza boy Showbiz Spy Paris Hilton Dating Pizza Delivery Toy Boy Entertainmentwise The Sun - TopNews all 13 news articles

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Halo 3 competition
Daily Telegraph - Celebrity fans include Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton, both left, Jonathan Ross, footballers such as Ashley Cole and Alessandro del Piero, and bands including the Scissor Sisters and Kasabian. For your chance to win a pair of tickets to the VIP

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Paris Hilton Banned from German Beer Fest
Softpedia - And the Paris-banning pioneer is Germany. Well, why am I not surprised? I’m sure we could all do with some more discipline when it comes to keeping darling Paris in check. Oktoberfest is a very famous, traditional German beer festival that takes

John Baer | Timing not the best for Taiwan junket by Pa. pols
Philadelphia Daily News - He made news last summer with a fundraising golf outing - “with special guest Paris Hilton (invited) . . . so put on some panties and let’s golf” - on the very day the state laid off 24,000 workers because lawmakers had failed to pass a budget on time

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Paris Hilton 'Devastated' Over Penis Swap - The Spoof (satire)

Paris Hilton 'Devastated' Over Penis Swap The Spoof (satire), UK - 18 hours ago Beverly Hills, CA: Paris Hilton is said to be devastated following her operation to swap her overused vagina for a penis. A four-person 'suicide watch' team … Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis The Spoof (satire) all 2 news articles

Paris banned from beer festival! - Times of India

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Paris banned from beer festival! Times of India, India - 21 hours ago Paris Hilton has been banned from attending Munich’s Oktoberfest after she “cheapened” the event last year. 'Oktoberfest' is a two-week festival held each … Paris Hilton is left beer-eft The Sun Paris Hilton Banned From Oktoberfest FemaleFirst.co.uk Is Paris Hilton dating a Swedish tourist? South Asian Women’s Forum all 18 news articles

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Dave Grohl says not very nice things about Paris Hilton
AZCentral.com - Dave Grohl has branded Paris Hilton a “disgusting, rich, lazy party (expletive)”. The Foo Fighters frontman finds the hotel heiress “offensive” and hopes his daughter will grow up to be a more grounded person than her. Grohl is quoted by Britain’s

Paris Hilton
Popsugar - The Jolie-Pitts Still Getting Followed Around NYC The Hills Girls Think Pink For Legally Blonde Meet Your New Starlets: The Kids Of Gossip Girl Heidi & Seal Combine Their Efforts For VW Julia Takes A Family Day FutureBecks/LovePosh Jennifer Can’t

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Kanye West’s video awards rant burns MTV bridges
New York Daily News - Paris Hilton was spotted at 3 a.m. yesterday scaling a gate in Beverly Hills as a pal held her pumps. No word on what the heiress was escaping from. It looks like Kanye West has burned his bridges with MTV. One insider says the chart-topper is facing

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Open up and vent - London Free Press

Open up and vent London Free Press, Canada - 19 hours ago … wife of rocker Melissa Etheridge, used the method on her blog to berate Larry King for bumping Moore in favour of a just-out-of-jail Paris Hilton. …

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Queen Latifah Plotting Rap Comeback
allhiphop.com - We are having female who pretty much aint been slippin and been doing good for herself unlike our generation of female MCs who keep doing..”DUMB SHIT” like a Paris Hilton would. Plus why would she have to BEEF with anyone? lol http://myspace.com